It's Raining MEN!!!!

I was making my decent downstairs this morning, on my butt. (Broken Leg, if you have forgotten)
When to my delight, "my men" had arrived.
You see, I have been idle for six weeks, barely able to move.
So my computer became, my feet through the yellow pages.
I had two groups of, non-speakers of English, in and out of my house at 7AM, on a weekend!!!
AND they are working on Sunday, at the Church of Bonnie B's.
I will pass out rosary beads, if needed. Read from the good book, and speak in tongues, if they will just finish and let me back in my house.
It would have been easier, I think, to move into a new house.
My family is unaware that this is just the tip of, my raining men!!!
The rocks are coming next weekend!!!