Wallowing Doldrums, Wednesday!!!

I feel "pinched". The end of the school year, is mayhem, and to add insult to injury, I went for my yearly physical!!
Not a big deal, just annoying.
Bad magazines and people coughing all over the place!!! Book me a room in this petri dish!!!

The nurse weighed me, and took my height, " Wow" is not something you necessarily need to hear from medical people. Then she proceeded to explain, " You have shrunk, two inches!"
What the heck is going on, I'm going to be an old, very SHORT, woman!!! Sooner than later!!!

I go into my room, get into the paper WHAT? It's not a gown. The sweet doctor begins, "Let me look at your back ( I think she said spine!!)" and "Just relax"
Are you kidding me, "Iam relaxed!"
"Bonnie your neck muscles are pulsing, I have never seen anyone this tense!", a laughing Dr. V. informed me.
" Well, pulsing is a good thing, right?" I may be getting more tense by now!!!!
I told her 'Fatigue" was my only complaint, she said, " What about a sleep study?"
"I just need a vacation doctor, next idea!"
"When was your last colonoscopy?"
"Maybe ten years ago? Then she started to hummmmm, "well now" we have to get you one of those!!!!and "How about a bone density test, followed by four vials of blood drawn!"

Finished, I left the office, feeling short and sassy. Not bad, for a "Pinched" lady.