Connie Computer!!!!!

For mother's day, my wayward family, decided to get me a new laptop. Don't they know, I'm Stuck in the sixties!!!! Try as I may, some part of me, hangs back.
I still use hair curlers, and love hairspray, industrial strength!!!! I love vintage jewelry, and smells. I wish I had a bottle of AMBUSH right now, or White Shoulders!!! My music, continues to still be fresh and amazing. I like the fabric madras, and in the winter don my loafers. I have attachment issues!!!! If it works, and I know how to use it, let's keep it!!!! My cell phone, is ancient, and I never use it!!! Maybe three times a month. I don't understand, who is every one talking too?? They annoy me. Just this year have I learned to use the remote for the TV, and people are still on the fence, about how well, I know how to WORK IT!!!!! Buttons make me nervous. Pick a channel and leave it there. People are clicking, way to often. We are such an unsatisfied group of humans, always wanting the newest and fastest, and BIGGEST!!!! The old computer sits on the desk, calling my name. "Where have you been, Oh Princess who hates changes!!!" "I'm sitting in the kitchen, on this new very nice laptop, that my family says I can use all over the house!!!" I told them I need to sit at a desk, to type!!! No mom, just sit the laptop, on your lap!!! That is just crazy to me, I'm old school!!!!but......I'm trying.....maybe I will feel better if I name her. I feel an attachment coming on!!!!