Just returned from Barnes and Nobles and the "Diet" books attacked me at the door.
What is it about ,A NewYear, that warrants everyone to begin a diet??
Even our precious Laniney, was told to "shed" a few.
Our cat needed a vet visit, which to animals is like going to the dentist. Bill was elected to drive and Emma haul, Lainey-bird (another one of her names), to the V.E.T.(all my animals know the word, we have to spell everything!!!)
Fear of the words, need to lose, kept me at bay. The vet looks at you with, "bad-parent" eyes. It brings out the "ugly" in me, so I avoid confrontation with idiots, even if they have huge degrees hanging "all over" and are still paying off student loans, AVOID THEM. I knew what they would tell me. Lainey is a fat, crippled, three-legged cat, who sits around like she has just swallowed "Tweety" She is healthy and large. My family could not get in the door quick enough, to tell me what I was doing wrong!!!! Thinking out loud...... I spoke"Its' the New Year, everyone goes on a diet" "She is just pear shaped", "Do they make Spanx for cats!!!"??? Grossly Obese Pussy, is that a bad thing? Maybe I had better go back to Barnes and Nobles, I know they must have a book about how to get your "Pussy" smaller, I think I will ask for help finding this book.
What is it about ,A NewYear, that warrants everyone to begin a diet??
Even our precious Laniney, was told to "shed" a few.
Our cat needed a vet visit, which to animals is like going to the dentist. Bill was elected to drive and Emma haul, Lainey-bird (another one of her names), to the V.E.T.(all my animals know the word, we have to spell everything!!!)
Fear of the words, need to lose, kept me at bay. The vet looks at you with, "bad-parent" eyes. It brings out the "ugly" in me, so I avoid confrontation with idiots, even if they have huge degrees hanging "all over" and are still paying off student loans, AVOID THEM. I knew what they would tell me. Lainey is a fat, crippled, three-legged cat, who sits around like she has just swallowed "Tweety" She is healthy and large. My family could not get in the door quick enough, to tell me what I was doing wrong!!!! Thinking out loud...... I spoke"Its' the New Year, everyone goes on a diet" "She is just pear shaped", "Do they make Spanx for cats!!!"??? Grossly Obese Pussy, is that a bad thing? Maybe I had better go back to Barnes and Nobles, I know they must have a book about how to get your "Pussy" smaller, I think I will ask for help finding this book.
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