I can't blame her!!

It's flip-flop season , and my feet are experiencing JOY in the purest form.
Freedom from socks, and closed toe shoes. Only walking on sand would increase my pleasure.

Most of the time, I travel shoeless. In my home and often when I drive. My "piggies" like to wiggle. So when summer arrives, I have no hesitation, bring out the sandals, and my beloved flip-flops.

There is one slight....problem. My darling, Crazy Diana, our cat, waits for summer also. She has an extreme fetish for flip-flops. She prefers cheep, slightly worn flippers. She shuns sandals, and even high end flip-flops. She is ADDICTED to cheap rubber!!!and in my mind?? I think she likes many colors.

I had to make a run to Old Navy yesterday, to purchase her toys. They often have flip-flops for one dollar. Yesterday's bargain was not so sweet, two pairs for five dollars. Still a great deal.
I was with my friends, who didn't question my purchase. I love it when your friends know you so well. Anyone else, may wonder WHY?? would someone buy her cat flip-flops? and actually ponder what colors to grab!!!

Of course I had to hit DSW for my flips, and dare Diana to touch them. I showed her the Nike logo, and reminded her , she did not like these.
Needless to say, she is a cat, I locked my closet door. She opens the door!!!! Not pushes the door open, she stands and turns the knob!!! all of the closets have locks on them. She loves,loves,loves her flip-flops.

I tell her, very lovingly?, that she could have been born in China, and been an entree!!!

She smiles, and bites her new flip-flop!!!!

GROSSLY, OBESE, PUSSY!!!!!cat

Just returned from Barnes and Nobles and the "Diet" books attacked me at the door.
What is it about ,A NewYear, that warrants everyone to begin a diet??
Even our precious Laniney, was told to "shed" a few.
Our cat needed a vet visit, which to animals is like going to the dentist. Bill was elected to drive and Emma haul, Lainey-bird (another one of her names), to the V.E.T.(all my animals know the word, we have to spell everything!!!)
Fear of the words, need to lose, kept me at bay. The vet looks at you with, "bad-parent" eyes. It brings out the "ugly" in me, so I avoid confrontation with idiots, even if they have huge degrees hanging "all over" and are still paying off student loans, AVOID THEM. I knew what they would tell me. Lainey is a fat, crippled, three-legged cat, who sits around like she has just swallowed "Tweety" She is healthy and large. My family could not get in the door quick enough, to tell me what I was doing wrong!!!! Thinking out loud...... I spoke"Its' the New Year, everyone goes on a diet" "She is just pear shaped", "Do they make Spanx for cats!!!"??? Grossly Obese Pussy, is that a bad thing? Maybe I had better go back to Barnes and Nobles, I know they must have a book about how to get your "Pussy" smaller, I think I will ask for help finding this book.