Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Arctic Blast-ard


Raw, biting cold has descended upon my southern home in Atlanta.
I'm not acting pretty, I'm "pinched". Cold frown on my face, as if I was standing in Vermont, 27 inches deep. Oh ,but they say snow is so beautiful. Who is "They"? because "they are Wrong!!"
Scarfs, mittens, coats, socks, boots, leggings have made an appearance on the multitudes. The layered look, a fashion disaster, has hit us all. Like a sledgehammer, gross layering of ugly clothes. Bundles and bundles, that do nothing to keep you warm, just keeps you from moving.
Try buckling a seatbelt, with a huge down parka on and gloves!! I'm praying , at this point, to go through the car windshield!!! My skin is itching, even after a shower with baby oil, loathe this bitter,winter pill.
We are lucky in Atlanta that our days with this Arctic Blastard, are few. The merciless, cruel, winter spits in our face.
The only thing I want this cold is my "Tini".

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