Anyone For A Jaunt to TRADER JOE'S????

Seldom can I interest anyone in going with me, to Trader Joe's. The place is like poison, to fast food eaters. My son, Hart, starts shaking when we enter the parking lot.
Yesterday there was no football on, he was in a weak state, I pounced.
TJ's doors open to, "Happy Hippies!" according to Hart.
Banter between mom and son.
"No one acts that happy mom!"-H
"Yes they do, damn it!"-M
"We were stoned for a very long time!"-M
"Health nuts, go here!"-H
"And happy people!"-M
" I don't like being around all these happy people!"-H
"Well, move up North!"-M
"You are messing up my Karma"-M
"Where are the french fries?"-H
"We are leaving"-M
"I can not think!"-M
We are both laughing, and looking for the check out line. I had very few items in my basket. When a "Hippie want-to-be"(he was too young) started to converse with me, it was delightful, Hart was squirming!!!! I LOVE this 25 year old kid of mine, but I walk the aisles alone!!! Me and the Happy Hippies, PEACE!!