Alice: This Is Impossible. The Mad Hatter: Only If You Believe It Is.

            Yesterday mid-morning, I received a phone call from my brother, Benji. My brain, in an instant, went to who may be hurt, or dead!! You see we don't talk all that much. Mom and Dad are still alive, and we communicate through mom. We all text, but something bad you have to call, so I was freaked.
     Instructions for further reading.
          1. Benji=B=Brother
          2. Bon=Me-Sister to B
          3. AC=Alice Cooper
  B-"Hey, I have someone that wants to talk to you."
  Bon- " Who?"
  B-'Wait a minute."
  AC- " Hello, I have your brother, he is in jail, for dancing naked on tabletops."
  Bon-" This is no surprise, who is this?"
  AC- " This is Alice Cooper."
  Bon-" Well, Hello, how are you?"
  AC-"Your brother wanted me to call you,"
  Bon-" That is so nice, I love you." ( I just lay it out there!)
  AC- " Awe, Thank you."
  Bon-" Your concert was one of the first ones, I ever left from."
  AC-'Really?"
  Bon-" Yes, I was young and in the front of the stage, on the floor, when I heard babies screaming, and the person in front of me turned, around and was dressed like you. Then the guillotine, scared me to death."
  AC-"Laughing, we still use the guillotine, and we tell people now, down front ,that they will probably get sprayed with fake blood. We also tell them to not wear white clothes!"
 Bon-" I also could not police my kids too much on their choices of music, for goodness sake, I had seen you, Alice Cooper."
 AC-" He laughed."
Bon-" I hope you are a good person."
AC-" Of course, I am."
Bon-" I just can not take being disappointed in my humans anymore!"
AC-"Well let me give the phone to your brother."
Bon-" Thanks for the call Alice."
B-" Can You believe this??"
Bon-" Screaming, That pretty much made my day. I feel all of 19!! Thanks for thinking of me B."
B-" I do what I can!"

       Not everyone has a brother like mine, I have two brothers that rock!!
       To get a call from Alice Cooper, puts B on the top of the heap, right now!!!
       In the book, Alice in Wonderland, Alice says: " How long is forever?"
                                                              White Rabbit: " Sometimes, just a second."
Well it took my brother, Benji, a second to think about his big sister, and Alice Cooper a few minutes to make me remember this morning forever.
      Shock Rock Superstar Golfer, Alice Cooper, you are our Mad Hatter, and we love you!
      The Blackman/Baron crew.