Jiminy Cricket, JIMINY CRICKET

     My June list is becoming huge, blog ideas or just things that amuse me.
      1. Wet Dog ( I think I was just thinking out loud, that my house smells like wet dog) ( normally that is OK with me, but on that day, I had to get out some cleaning supplies!) ( animals are like children, the best and often stinky)
       2. Medicare, Social Security office- ( For the love of Jesus, this will take an entire blog page!) ( how can I be old enough for medicare?) Well....( Jiminy damn Cricket, I am)
      3. And that gets to my blog title today. Jiminy Crickets!! I have decided to curse and include Disney Characters! While dropping most everything in the shower this morn, I used the word Jiminy Crickets with a tone, that would make Walt turn over in his grave.( is he in a grave?? or did he do that save your head in a jar thing?)
      I happen to be a person, who embraces foul language. I thank the lord daily, for letting me spew many curse words at a time. Usually I am by myself, so in my world, that seems OK. However, I have been known to incorporate a few in public. Even when I use Disney terms, it will turn your head! GD CINDERELLA!! I also like to use initials!! My mom and aunties taught me that, which to me if you think it, or spell it, you may as well holler it!! M*the* Fu**ing Rose Garden, gets the point across in writing, but when in dire need you have to curse, and if you don't god bless you and your ulcers! Because your stomach is in knots.
 Scream Snow White and those Seven A** hol* dwarfs, works for me. ( I don't think you can even say dwarfs anymore, but ass hole little people, not so great a rant!!
   It is forever how you say something, not what. The south reigns supreme in passive aggressive language. We preface the bad with " In the name of Jesus, shut the F up." or  " Honey, Darling, Precious, you are not going to walk out of the house looking like the cat just pulled you up the stairs!"
  I like to think my years living up North, gave me pure language aggression, and working for Jewish Doctors my early life, taught me how to pile on guilt. ( OK, their mothers taught me!)
Later in my teaching years, I of course, had to dial it back 100% and while raising my babies, be better at what I said. ( I do believe at the age of twelve, the door opens!) ( That is when Jesus went ape sh*t in the temple, right)
   Words are powerful, language of the world, so beautiful, I try and be careful with my usage.
   So when I have to scream Bambi you MF*c*er, I do so with much thought and thankfulness of heart.
   Love means never having to say you are sorry? What GD Little Mermaid movie did that line come from?