Saturday, April 1, 2017

Fools Rush In

   I am pretty sure today is April 1st.  However I just asked the hubby to confirm, retirement brain, not concerned with dates and time. ( maybe Dementia also, but let us not jump ahead)
   Never in my 64 years on this planet, have I liked April Fools Day. I do not like pranks, I do not like being scared, nothing about this stuff is funny to me. Even little silly jokes, never cared for alternative facts, or foolishness. Don't put a brown colored E on a plate and say "Here are your brownies!" As a child, I would have cried, as an adult I may have thrown the plate back at you. Teasing, silly, moderately funny, just isn't for me, I know so many of you, LOVE Aprils Fools, so rush on in! They have made songs, just for your day ( Hence my blog title, but there are so many more)
  The air here in Atlanta is crisp, and chilly, even after the FIRE!! Our major highway has a chunk missing, due to bad storage, homeless crackheads, ( maybe they were cooking their dinner? I think not) and a horrible fire. Traffic in this glorious city of fools, is never good. Now it has become, impossible or near. It does not effect me, too much, I rarely need to go into the city, and we like to take mass transit. Now every Tom, Dick and Joe Blow, will decide to take MARTA, which they should have been taking before now! I cannot in good faith squeeze into a full train car of people, for a nice dinner, a concert, art museum, I will be on a delayed gratification of the arts!! AND Uber, maybe, but Uber will be in the same, stand still, traffic jam, so that is out!! March went out of Atlanta in a blaze, and now we are housebound in the spring and summer in Atlanta!! Fools trying to drive around Atlanta, missing a major part of the highway. Good lord, there are not words to describe this mess. No one was hurt, yet!! Maybe we can fine the company that stored 80 million pieces of PVC pipe under the expressway, not the homeless people just trying to stay warm. ( You know they were high!) ( You would be too, if you had to sleep under there!) ( don't judge, well maybe a little, damn it!)
   It is spring break around this area of the the country, and people are escaping this 69 degree frigid air. We are so rotten!! We want it hotter and more beautiful, for even just a week. I think everyday is spring break, from right where I am. I hope all my buddies, children included, enjoy their travels and fun, they deserve it. Hardworking rotten people, that I love! Bill and I are headed to Home Depot, and I am thrilled, may post pictures! Plus I have a new baby, best spring break ever. ( Wyatt Heyward Baron is my Paris, right now) ( I could enjoy a baguette Natty!)
  My entire blog was going to be about nothing in my house, inside or out, matches. I just discovered this while sitting out on our deck this week, eating my yogurt like a Rockefeller!! Looking around at my style of " If I like it, put together, decorating style!"
    You can look forward to that blog latter, I took the fork in the road, and now, am spent.
    So much to tell you, April Fools ( see that is not funny)
    I will blog tomorrow, or later today.......
    Enjoy each second 

1 comment:

  1. But hey, April Fools worked for us, we were married in AFD 1974, and are still together and as far as I can tell, still in love!

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