Hello Down There!!!

My yearly tits and ass inspection is due today.
Break out the glitter powder!!
To examine ladies "hoo-hoos" and "ta-tas" all day, every day seems a drag, so I like to light up their world a tad. Stickers, glitter, all that sparkles on show in the stirrups. Legs are shaved, toes are painted bright blue, and I'm shinning. Doctors and nurses will smile, and me too. It makes an unbearable medical procedure, more like a carnival ride. My inner thigh sticker today is a flag, I hope they appreciate my patriotic theme. Each year they want to hear the shower story. You know the one about me thinking I found a horrible lump in my breast, and it was just an earring that had become stuck under the mountain!!! It fell out of my ear at night and somehow??ended up in the valley of the dolls!!! Also many will ask, "Where do you find this glitter powder?" Its private, just like my parts!!!