Take Me Out To The Ballgame..........

Batter Up!!
It's soon the beginning of baseball, and I feel hope swirling in the air.
You see I'm nearly landlocked here in Atlanta, and I need some sun. Sure we have some lakes and rivers, no ocean in sight. I need to get my "sun-on", and the baseball stadium will have to make do! This time of year, I go to the ballpark, to sun. Only day games, in April and early May. Only if the weather is perrrrfectttt. I also enjoy about three innings. Some may think it is an expensive date, since I like good seats. Optimum sun seats, are not cheap!!! and only three innings, oh my. That is not the whole truth, I love to watch a great pitcher with a fast breaking ball, or a "to die for" change-up. I have been known to hog the binoculars, and inspect a few tight ass players, in those stretch pants!! I have followed, The Reds, The Yankees, The Phillies, The Sox, and now our Atlanta Braves. I even wrote Johnny Bench a letter once, but that story is in the vault!
Baseball is too slow a game, to idle for me, so I have to find things to entertain me, pretending to enjoy every minute. It's family time, it's my duty. It's also my family's duty to know mom's expectations. Three innings, check.
Will stay longer, if a few nice bums are around to look at, check.
Likes bad ballpark food, check.
Will talk to all kinds of people at the ballpark, check.
At any time, may break into song, check.
Swing batter,batter, swing........I look forward to another season, Go Braves!!