Pee-Pee

Euphemistic use of piss-Pee-pee!!!
In our family we used the term, tee-tee, it still means, gotta go in my world.
My bladder is the size of a dime, and anyone who knows me personally, knows I mean NOW!!!
I have peed all over the United States and beyond. I'm not bragging, just stating a fact. I know where all bathrooms are located in any given state. I have pee stories!!!
Two of my favorite are; One being in a civil war cemetery in Fredricksburg, Virginia. We were looking at all the tombstones, and thinking about each young man, and the war, when the urge hit me. Remember size of a dime!!! I hollered to my family, find me a tree and somebody from the north!!! We southerners are loyal, and crazy!!!! Well, in military cemeteries all the graves are in rows and rows, the same size stone with these precious boys names and states engraved. So I was running up and down the rows, grabbing my tudee (another family name for private parts!!) praying for a bush, or a mausoleum!!!! Privacy is not an issue, I could not GO on a grave period!!! Luck would find me a rare oleander bush, and I sat, thinking to be careful, this plant is poison!! Two was in the middle of a road, snake hunting!!! Why was I even in a car with people who hunt snakes? A friend of my father's, red flag should have been spotted!!!, thought it would entertain all of us. To see how many snakes cross the road at night, by some swamp, river in Jacksonville.So we turn on the low beams, and see hundreds of snakes. One glance and I'm an insolent teenager, "Turn this car around!" Everyone is laughing, and ecstatic about "the big ones!!" on the side of the road, that cars have run over!!! when I need to go. I tell Woody, that I have to go and what am I going to do, we are searching the car for a jar, NOTHING!! I can not go outside with all the snakes, you lunatic!!! "Oh Bonnie, its OK, I will leave the lights on high and all the snakes will scatter, they are more afraid of us!?" I get out of the car, lights on, so everyone gets to watch!!! I have to stand in front of the lights, just to be safe, when I squat and then the lights go off!!!So funny???I leaped on the hood of that car, and scared all participants seated!!!
There are many, many more potty stories. It's just the wicked, funny truth. So why do I share all my business? I keep having dreams about finding bathrooms, hours of looking for open stalls, clean toi-toi's ( aunt Peggy's name for toilet)and I was wondering why? but I think I answered my own question!!! Now if I can find the reason why my other dreams of losing my purse, and keys is happening I will get a good nights sleep!!! I have never lost my purse or keys, so this one has me stumped!!! Now the song, Dream Weaver is stuck in my head, and guess? I have to go!!! Sweet Dreams.