Ready for "THE HOME"

I'm being attacked, as I type, by a late winter cold, and sinus infection.
January, February and working in middle school, my health card ran out.
I'm not a good patient, I'm needy.
My mother always suffered in silence, not me. I want everyone in a 5 mile radius to suffer with me, and on some days the radius is extended.
I sneeze Loud!! and cough Loud!! I want you to know how bad I feel!!!

Over the weekend, when I was beginning to feel "Off", I asked for someone in my family to come sit next to me. No-takers!!! So I grabbed my favorite blanket, wrapped my sick body up, and went out on the deck. To sun my self , like an iguana. My withered head exposed to the rays of comfort, I was bound for healing. When I was suddenly excited, by my Hart, coming out to be with me!! Until I heard, the toenail clipper!!!! and Hart yell, " Dad, come out here and look at Mom!" I did not get my feelings hurt, I took this as a great opportunity to give him some instructions on how I wanted to be treated at "The Home!!"
He listened and laughed and kept cutting his toenails!
1. Make sure someone "lotions me up", I want to glisten!!
2.Make sure my hair is cleaned, colored, and adorned with bows!!!
3. Wrap me in my favorite blanket, like a baby burrito!!!
4. Roll me into the sunshine and leave me there until dusk!
and........if you are a real sweet child, read to me. "That's a deal breaker, I'm not reading!!" spoke my use to be favorite child!!!!! " Can you at least refrain from cutting your toenails, during my sun worshiping session, when you roll me out, at "The Home"????? "Whatever you want, Mom!!!"

Note to self....call Emma!!!!