Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Books in July, Again!!!!


!!!Funk has lifted, now the humidity is sucking the juice out of me!!!Add Image Time to read some books.
Started T.C. Boyle's, The Women, in Chicago. Can not get enough of Frank Lloyd Wright, honestly!!! People fascinate me.
The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake, by Aimee Bender, have a slice.
Sloane Crosley's new book, How Did You Get This Number, charming, intimate.
But my big surprise came from the New York Times Bestseller, Sh*t My Dad Says, by Justin Halpern. Hilarious!!!! Seldom does a book, make me howl with laughter, and curse my brothers at the same time. You see we have said for years, that we needed to write down what my father has said to us, or others, or about others!. Now this young Justin has a book about his dad's ability to not mince words!!! Really, did his dad ever ask his date, if he had ever seen a dog shit a peach pit!!! or better yet...would one of my dates like to go to the back room, to watch us lance a boil on my brothers leg!!!!!or tell the policeman, in his underwear, that they could keep me, he was going back to bed!!!( long story, we were throwing eggs, and I was just riding in the car???!!!). We should have a book deal, Homerisms!!! Maybe all families could write a book, I happen to think ours would be a best seller!!! Read Justin Halpern's book, it is just too funny to miss, or call my dad!!!

Friday, April 2, 2010

Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!!!

Watched the news last night and this morning, without shame!!!
Will look into "News" rehab places today. Surely if all these "Men"?? are going into sex rehab, there must be an addiction to News rehab, somewhere.
I would prefer something, along the coast. White sand, beautiful ocean, drinks with little umbrellas!!! Maybe I just need a vacation!!!!
This, not watching the news, is going to be harder than I anticipated.
What about newspapers?? and Google??? My addiction seems to be growing , as I type.
or.....Maybe this is not such a bad thing after all.
I happen to know a wealth of "useless" information, and with that, thrown in some pretty important stuff.
So cancel my room with a view, Dr. Drew!!!
I can live with this habit. CNN, I'm coming back!!!!!
* Bonnie did not go 24 hrs, without the news!!!!
** I'm not STRONG!!!!!
*** Addiction to all kinds of things!!!run in our family!!!
****Keep the room available !!!!!!!!!