Hand Me The Clicker!!!!

OK, so it may be called a remote!!! Give it over to me!!!
No more news programs, they are choking me.
Anderson Cooper, we need a trial separation, divorce pending!!!

Reasons to Click off!!!
1. Two wars-no weapons of mass destruction, send our boys home.
2. Catholic church-predatory pedophilia, light a candle.
3. John Edwards-his baby momma and lack of character, HATE!!!!
4. Michael Jackson-don't care what face cream they found at his estate, or what color he wanted to be.
5.Tea bag people-merciless, pot stirrers!!! brew up some common sense.
6.President Obama-stay in the White House more, be a good listener and don't disappoint me!!

7.Sarah Palin-charming cobra, enough
8.Kate Gosselin and anything about her family-pretentious, pitiful humans
9. Recently man on plane with exotic birds strapped to his legs-GAWD!!! so much for airport security.
AND ..
10. Dutch nurses' union: Care does not include sex. REALLY!!! Members say some patients claimed sexual services should be standard. Put that in the health bill!!!! You cannot make this stuff up!!!!!(msnbc.com)

So I am taking a much needed break from the insanity. At least make a grand attempt to, curb my appetite, for information!!!!!

I do know, Anderson Cooper, where ever you may be broadcasting from, Afghanistan or Haiti, I will be pinning for you.
After all , you are only a "click" away!!!!!