Where is Dick Van Dyke?

 As I sit at my computer, I hear noises. The chimney man, not Dick, is busy cleaning our two fireplaces. I wanted him to come in singing, like Dick, but he is carrying a shop-vac!! Where are the poles, with the wire brushes, ( Bill said he saw them??) and his black waistcoat. Chim-chim-cheree, where is Dick Van Dyke?

Another of my astonishing realizations today, was, Beauty Parlor Hair looks better then real life hair. I have always known, but after my hair-do girl! Ms. Dena fixed me today, I sing her praises, and think...if I won the lottery, I would have Beauty Parlor Hair, daily!! That is at the top of my list!!!

My other none ah-ha moment!! today, was really two.
       1. I do not enjoy watching people space walk, for hours repairing a flying space station. ( Bill is still glued to the TV!, he just said, "Did  you see that big thing they are trying to place?( that makes no sense to me) and one astronaut has cold feet!" ) ( Sweet baby Jesus, open the wine!)
       2. NSA, that is all over the news. The NSA is listening to all of our calls, since the dawn of discovery, and people are all outs of sorts!  I told my Bill, that I hope they are listening and maybe they can start answering the phone, and record a message for voice mail. I don't do anything wrong, or hide anything, I blog!! Its all out there! How can the government catch bad people, if they don't listen. My grandmother had a party line, she did not care who listened and neither do I.What does NSA stand for?? National Security Agency? I feel secure, in fact can you call and make my next gyno appointment.

Well, its noon- ish and  Dick has gone. I did not even get to take a picture, for my blog, he was so fast. To be honest, something was missing, so its just as well.
Chim-chim-cheroo.....you will  be singing this song all afternoon......