People Who Need People, Many People!

  How the Olympics get organized astounds me. So many people involved, to make the cogs turn. I know how many people I need to function, surely the Olympics need more, right?

Just yesterday, I found it hard to understand why I could not view the festivities in real time. We live in the age of "now", so why wait until night?? No delayed gratification for me. I'm turning sixty! As Homer would say, " I don't even buy green bananas, you never know if you will be around to see them ripe!"
So you see, I knew there must be some computer something  to plug me into the Queens Quarters!
My precious, number four son, Hart Baron recognized my angst and said, "Mom just download the blah-blah app." ( I truly forget what he called it??) Stunned with a smile, I asked, " Can't you just do it for me?" Angel child spoke saying, " I'm trying to teach you to fish mom!"
Well that explains so much, here is the great divide.
"Sweet nine pound ham from my loins, you need to catch the fish, clean the fish, cook the fish and feed it to me, here is my i-pad!"

Queen Elizabeth meet your match, I have people. PLUS I don't have to wear those god-awful hats mum!!!