"You Have some Splainin to Do!"

I have many questions, daily!!! they are my pulled hamstring , go with it!!!
While trying to make my face this morning, I discovered a stray chin hair, that required a hair roller!!! Here comes the questions.........Dear God, why in the world would you increase a woman's chin hairs when our eye sight is failing us?? and they are white!!! I'm almost to the point of wearing tweezers around my neck!!!! There is a flaw in your design, and I know you are perfect. We need to talk. Give all the overgrowth of hair to prisoners, they have all the time in the world to pluck. Oh yea, I get it, they cannot have tweezers, or..maybe they can?? Change is good, that is what you tell us. Also....what is the muffin top roll of fat, that jumps on us all after forty, Good Lord regulate peoples hormones. Mother Mary, talk to your son.
I know, blessings, I have a ton.
My big question, or maybe it is a thought for you to ponder, never, never take a mom's child from her. It's too much, even with your help.
Need to run, talk later.
Your child
Bonnie