Men in White Coats, Not Yet!!!

I have had the pleasure of loving make-up for many years. My love affair started way before Mary said "yes" to wearing the goo. Yesterday when I decided to "doll up" my Sunday face, something went haywire. I was a mess, I looked closely in the mirror and oddly thought the circus was in town. I studied each compact, foundation, tubes and bottles, wands and wonder, knowing I must have ignored something. My eyebrows were auburn, and I have no auburn brow pencil. I guess they were just too dark, Sophia Loren, I'm not!!! so I began to rub off some color. As I proceeded to wipe off, the red smear went all over my frontal lobe, causing me to fumble for my glasses. What in the world did I see, but lipstick all over the place, sweet baby Jane!!! I had used a lipstick pencil to draw me some brows!!! Is it time to call the men in the white coats??

Not so fast, an easy mistake for me and Helen Keller. I cannot see a wicked thing without glasses and I cannot put my eyes on, with glasses on, and FOR SURE you know I will not go without make-up!!! Having babies, full glory with make-up, sick as a dog, hurling my insides out, still with lipstick on!!! Its just a part of me, so I had a revelation. Two vintage glass bottles, with eye brow pencils in one, and the other with lip pencils?? This seems sketchy, I may need to label them, in BIG BOLD LETTERS!! and near my cosmetics, the number of the crazy nutcase people, in case of..........it could be anything, anytime!!!