Not The Love Boat

Just returned from the ocean , on a big boat!!! My girl wanted to go on her first cruise, for making such good grades in her last year of college, I could not say no. So off we went. I had been on one cruise before, but that was before babies!!!
Many things I enjoy about cruising, and much that freaks me OUT!!! I love people turning down my bed and leaving me chocolates . Who doesn't?? I like when complete strangers know my name, after one day!!! Some semi-nice lady said, "Well, you know your name is on your sail pass(that you use like a charge card!)." I knew that, I just want to believe they know me, and are glad to see me!! My coffee lady, even knew I was Emma's mom!!! That is a great skill, and it says volumes about how much coffee I needed!!! I like dinning, and getting dressed for dinner. People act better when they are dressed better, fact!!! Now some of the gag moments. How about ugly people? I have never seen such people, with there guts hanging out, and no teeth, and PURE bad looking people. I was worried that there was something in the water. Not too much later, there was something in the water, a beyond skinny, too tan, drunk lady with an enormous open sore in the pool!!! So much for my pool time. The heat was so intense, that I had to take a dip, and then scrub my skin off, so the germ-germs would not choose me as a host!!!! Time to order a beverage, and it was only 9:30 am!!! Our excursions were informative and fun. I did start praying in the straw market, in Nassau, like a Pentecostal preacher! That these poor hot people, did not have to weave bad souvenirs, for all of us tourist!!!SO..I bought a fan that said, "Praise the Lord in the Bahamas!" We had fun in the sun, and did not hit any icebergs! I would have liked to see Jack coming down the banister, maybe another time.