No Farting in The Easter Parade Movie!!!

The Easter Parade was on yesterday, still fresh and beautiful. Fred Astaire, light on his feet, and not a fart in the air. Judy Garland, did not use the "F" word or belch like a beluga. Lovely and enchanted entertainment, count me in.
As of late, bodily functions, are front and center. Television, commercials, and movies reek with potty humor. While watching, Dancing with the Stars, Hines Ward let out a big "boom" during practice with his partner. Edit that, I don't want to hear farts on a dancing show. There are entire movies about tons of sh_t!! Loads of diarrhea, hence the title of the movie, JACK-ASS. Yes, I have seen it, and knew what I was in for, I expected gross things. Its the random stuff, that is out of place.
Curse words have become common, and I hate that. No one loves good "Naughty" words, more than I, but every other word is F_ _K!!!!It takes the kick out of it, and then its worthless. People have overused my favorite words, what is a person to do?
An example, Water for Elephants, this past weekend, was better than the book. Then "F" this and "F" that, while shoveling circus shi_!! I was anticipating the elephant to scream, "Leave me the fu_k alone!!" as she pooped all over the wide screen, with surround sound. Sometimes my imagination needs to work.
Last night while feeling safe in my home, a commercial with Sasquatch farting on a campfire, caught my eye. Are you kidding me? Then we were catching up on taped Fringe episode, and a character "passed gas" in a chemical hazard uniform. Why can't people keep farting at home, among their family members? Why all the bad words? Bring back Gene Kelly and Fred Astaire, a little more courteous, gracious, respectful, tactful, civil, polite, well mannered feasts for my eyes and ears. No F's and F's allowed, or at least....put a cork in it, both orifices!!!!

Any run on sentences or grammar errors are on purpose!!!