While reading the , much anticipated, Sunday paper, an ad spoke to me. Jumped right off the page and called me by name!!!"Bonnie Kay Blackman Baron, why are you so bundled up?"I whispered,so my people would not think I was talking to the paper!!!So in a soft voice I replied, " I AM FREEZING MY ASS OFF!!"
I have never adapted to cold weather, in fact, not even cool weather. 75 degrees is sweater weather.
Build me a sign that reads "No Snow Allowed"
I know there are those that LOVE the snow, and cold. They are liars. People looked "pinched" in cold weather. Look at their faces, "PINCHED". Hats, and scarfs, and itchy clothes, bundled up and angry people.
Seeing the ad in the paper,inviting people to travel to Charleston for Christmas,confirmed my belief. It read "He's not frosty, but he sure is cool!"
A snowman made out of sand, YES!!! a sandman!!! Joy to the World!!!!
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