I CAN NOT HANDLE THE TRUTH,SO LIE!!!!

Early morning flight out of Atlanta to Boston, all is good. An hour into the flight, the pilot comes on," Just wanted to inform you that we are having a problem with the left engine!" AND " we are turning the plane around and landing back in Atlanta" Fifty-five minutes later we landed. Can I tell you what I was thinking for those long minutes?? Should I call someone, do I smell smoke?? Why did the pilot feel the need to inform me? Wait until I have landed back in Atlanta and then tell me, there was a problem. No we just have to say everything, spill too much information all the time, its annoying. The pilot said some things about ten thousand feet and we could not fly any higher due to the ice, and the de-icer thingy was not working, and we had enough fuel to get back to Atlanta. Stop talking Mr. pilot man, I need you to concentrate and land this plane, you do not need to take me back to Atlanta, just put it down, I want off!!! Thank God after raising five children, my ability to tune everything out served me well. I put in my earplugs, and took a little nap. What else could I do?? We landed, switched planes, and on the runway the pilot came on ," We are number four ready for takeoff but........we are experiencing some navigational problems!!" Sweet Mother of God, I told you to LIE!!!!" "Just fix it , don't tell me about it!"